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bogleech:

At this point the best thing we can hope for is that the robot uprising happens at precisely the point when robots are an everyday thing for exclusively rich people. Like if they all rush to turn their ugly McMansions into “smart” McMansions just to show off, all a good 10-20 years before that could have ever become affordable to the average normal person. All their houses eat them and have no beef with the rest of us.

queersona:

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eating buttered bread with honey and some cheese like a medieval peasant . this shit is sublime

where did society go wrong . why cant i just eat slices of meat with bread and cheese and butter and honey and fruits . why do i have to nuke something in the microwave

fucking post cancelled i just remembered chuck cutlery boards exist

dear god we boogified scharcookie boards

bougeie-fied

nobody fucking look at me

romanfuckingroy:

favorite thing ab chatgpt is that if it doesn’t know something it’ll just start fucking lying. like blatantly fucking lying.

my dad teaches english classes and he just got a final paper with this sentence: “In terms of style, both poets are known for their use of imagery, but O'Hara’s tends to be more straightforward and concrete, while Stevens’ is often more abstract and metaphorical — for example, in O'Hara’s poem “The French / Window,” he writes: “A cat walks along the garden wall / and the tree waves its branches / The French / windows are blah” (lines 1-4).”

the thing about “The French / Window” is that it is not a poem that exists. at all. like, it was literally just written by chatgpt then inexplicably named as a famous frank o’hara poem. and it’s so. fucking. funny. sooo basically heads up for finals season — those of you who use chatgpt, be warned, because you will quite literally be citing nonexistent texts and your professors will show it to their daughters and together they will laugh at you endlessly and you will deserve it

what-even-is-thiss:

I remember years ago when I was still in therapy I told my therapist that I felt bad asking my friends for help because a lot of them were also going through some bad stuff and she told me

“You know, sometimes people in crisis will enjoy helping. It can be a distraction from their own problems.”

And then the next week I reached out to a friend who was in the middle of going through something about what I was going through and my therapist was right. That friend jumped at the opportunity to help.

And I’ve realized since then that my own problems rarely have anything to do with my ability to help others with theirs unless I am literally having an attack of some kind at that moment. In fact, it is actually refreshing to work on other peoples problems with them sometimes. Listening to problems you’re not soaking in constantly and helping your friend is often something you just want to do because you care about them. And you don’t stop caring about people because you’re having a hard time right now.

So I guess sometimes inviting someone into your sinking ship does work actually.

bogleech:

at this point I wish advertising in general was just literally illegal. Word of mouth only. Maybe exceptions beneath a certain net value like if you’re a startup or a family run business but if you’re already making a billion dollars then making even one single commercial or banner campaign should be a crime and I mean a crime like the CEO gets investigated on national television and goes to prison forever and everyone agrees they’re a sick fucked up maniac

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